Susan: (while walking Chip) isn’t he cute?
Me: You’re cute, he’s adorable,
Susan: Gee thanks.
Susan: Is it still a white trash lawn ornament if the homeowners aren’t white?
Sign seen on Facebook “If you think you’re too small to have an impact try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.”
Me: Mosquitos have a built in weapon. So that sign is basically telling me to go through life with a sharp pointy weapon and get all stabby when I want to make change happen.
I guess I can do that.
Susan: be careful walking near the Cyprus, it’ll get in your fur.
Me: I’m not Chip.
Susan: Be careful anyway.
Seen at the library: “Brown bag book club”
Do they bring their own lunch or is it a club for books that can only be carried in a brown bag?
If the latter do they have the club meeting out in the open or do they use a back room? Do they leave the lights down low and wear masks so nobody knows who they are?
Susan: We have to water right after applying the pre-emergent and we can’t water until $%#^ Thursday.
Me: maybe we can just set the yard on fire come spring and re-seed.