Healthy what?

So I’m settling in for a Friday evening and need to check my email which has gone largely neglected during the day.
I see a message is available from one of my (too many) doctors at UT Southwestern.
I think. Uh Oh, another bill.
I go to check the message and find that it’s titled Healthy Eating During The Holidays.
Are you kidding me?? I’m sitting in front of one of Susan’s patented Margaritas, queso, guacamole and chips that will probably stop my heart in the next hour.
Healthy eating got tossed to the curb an hour ago.