Conversations with Susan

Me: Maybe I should  say that just to shock her.

Susan: That’s like hunting in the zoo.

Susan: This is the dog cheese.

Me: Does that mean it’s been in the dog?

Susan: NO

Me: No, I tried it before you gave me the drink and it was still hard.

Susan: What?

(Get your mind out of the gutter. I couldn’t figure out how to re-enable Swype after having wiped my phone)

Author: Michael Harrison

Husband, Programmer, Irish dancer, tinkerer, astronomer, layabout (as much as possible)

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