You will take me for a walk NOW

My hypnotism ray is about to be switched over to a death ray.

I don’t always look like a ball of fur on the floor…

but when I do, I’m ROLLING!

Hey, human. Throw me over the fence.

There’s a bunny sitting right there.

I can get him.  I know I can.  Just toss me.

Now what?

“There’s a bunny right outside the window.”

“I know.”

“What do we do now?”

“I don’t know.”

I don’t often visit alternate realities, but when I do…

It’s very purple over here.  And I can’t find a single bunny.  I don’t like this universe.

I really don’t know what her problem is

Spiders never bother me.